That’s when I realized…the comments were disabled. Original Joke: I was selling some of my music gear online, but all the only replies I got were “visually impaired”, “loss of hearing”, “autistic”,…
Category: Dog
What do you call a person who cuts off their feet?
Defeated Joke Poo: What do you call a dog that lost its sense of smell? Defunked! Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Analysis: Setup: "What do you call a person who cuts off…
A woman goes to buy a parrot and notices the prices are $100, $200, and $15. Curious, she asks why the last one is so cheap.
The shopkeeper replies, "That one used to live in a brothel." Amused, she decides to buy it for $15. When she brings the parrot home, it immediately says, "Well, I'll be damned,…
A new neighbor moves into the largest house on the street.
John, The un-official "Head" of the neighborhood, goes over to great the new guy. "Hello there, friend, I'm John. What's your name?" He asks. "My name's Alex. Pleased to meet you, John."…
[Need help with] a tagline for a hypothetical company
Suppose a company (a hypothetical company making for my gf as a joke for anniversary) that provides boyfriend services. It's website provides services like 1 hr snuggle time with 10 kisses free…
A few summers ago I got a job selling dictionaries door-to-door.
On my first day I knock on the door of a nice house and a few seconds later a guy answers. He points to a little sign next to his door that…
I delivered a baby today
Now what do I do with the liver? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the original’s dark humor and unexpected twist: Joke Poo: Renovating the Bathroom I finally…
What can you do if your partner always smokes after sex?
For heaven’s sake, slow down and use more lube. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with a similar twist-related punchline: Joke Poo: What can you do…
My wife keeps sewing hidden microphones into my clothes.
It really bugs me. Joke Poo: My Dog Keeps… My dog keeps burying tiny squeaky toys in my garden. It really bugs me. Alright, let’s dissect this joke! Key Elements: Premise: A…
Karate Dog
A guy sent his wife to the pet store to get a guard dog. The pet store guy says I’ve got something better. I’ve got a karate dog. He goes in back…