Air Force. Cause they're USAF! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the original joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What kind of dog makes the best secret agent?…
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From my 12 year old: To the guy who invented ‘zero’…
Thanks for nothing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with the title "Toilet Paper Thoughts": Title: Toilet Paper Thoughts To the person who invented those tiny…
Today’s been a weird day.
I found a hat with $50 in it, then I got chased by a dude with a guitar. Okay, here’s a joke based on your provided structure, with a title playing on…
I Asked My Dad His Opinion on Abortion
"Why don't you ask your sister" he replied. "But I don't have a sis…" Joke Poo: I Asked My Dog His Opinion on Leaving the Vet "Why don’t you ask the cat?"…
A pirate walks into a bar…
He looks like a stereotypical grizzled old sea dog, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. It's a pretty slow day at the bar, without much custom…
One my 11 year old daughter made up – What kind of shoes do dogs wear?
Barkenstocks Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your daughter’s clever pun: Joke Poo: What kind of underwear do cats wear? Catty Bloomers! Alright, let’s break down this "Barkenstocks"…
Why did the boy put a candy bar under his pillow?
So he would have sweet dreams Joke Poo: Why Did the Dog Bury His Bone in the Flower Pot? Why did the dog bury his bone in the flower pot? So he…
I was digging in the garden and found a chest full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden. Joke Poo: The Litter Box Surprise I was cleaning the litter…
A man died from viagra overdose
It must have been hard for his wife. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: A Dog Died From Eating Chocolate A dog died from eating a whole box of chocolates. It must…
Don’t try to understand women
Women understand women and they hate each other! Credit: Al Bundy Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing off the Al Bundy joke you provided: Joke Poo: Don’t Try To Understand Algorithms…