Guy picks up a flat stick and tosses it in the water. The dog leaps up onto the water’s surface and walks on top of it to fetch and return the stick….
Category: Dog
The legend of Uncle Marvo (the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee)
Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and Little Johnny and his mum go…
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life
…like my name, address, and telephone number Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” focusing on a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo Ever…
A physicist is walking past a building…
…when he looks up and sees a man on a ledge, about to jump. The physicist cries out "Don't do it! You have so much potential!" Joke Poo: The Dog Trainer A…
A family goes on vacation to the beach in southern Mexico.
Unfortunately, there is an infestation of wild pheasants who are nesting in the sand, and every time the family's teenage daughter tries to get in the water the birds come after her,…
A man adopts a stray dog.
When he gets home, the dog says, “Thank you for taking me in, I was so cold and hungry.“ The man is shocked he’s found a talking dog, and decides to bring…
Sue went to the cemetery every day to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband, Bob.
When she was finished, she always walked backwards as she left the grave. One day, her friend Tammy asked, “Sue, why on earth do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?” Sue…
I just bought a 5 foot tall flightless bird for $3
It's a Temu Emu Okay, I understand the challenge! Here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your Temu Emu joke, with a new title: Joke Poo: Discount Doggie I just…
A dentist who lives down the street from me got busted for dealing drugs.
Im in shock because I’ve been going to the guy for 12 years. Never, ever would I have guessed that he’s a dentist. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based…
What do you get if you cross a dyslexic with an agnostic who has insomnia?
Someone who lies in bed at night and wonders if there really is a dog. Joke Poo: What do you get if you cross a vegetarian with an accountant who has a…