He tells them: "To be a good surgeon, you need to have a strong stomach. See?" He sticks a finger in the corpse, pulls it out, and licks it. The students repeat…
Category: Dog
Why does Dracula always bite his victims in the neck?
Because he's a neck romancer Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why does Dracula always bite his victims in the neck? Because he’s a neck-romancer. Joke Poo: Why does a dog always bury its…
I replaced my wife’s lip balm with a glue stick
The good news is, she hasn't said anything about it. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Dog Walk I replaced my dog’s favorite squeaky…
I went to see my doctor, he asked me to provide a stool sample.
So I've enrolled on a basic woodworking course. He did look concerned when I told him it will probably take me a couple of months to produce. Joke Poo: I Joined a…
A Man Is Invited To A Christmas Fancy Dress Party
He turns up wearing lingerie and nothing else. The host asks him "How is lingerie Christmas fancy dress?" "They're Carols" Joke Poo: A Dog Walker Goes to a Comic Con A dog…
Graveyard calling
A man has gotten a new job, and is pulling himself out of a financially difficult time. He has no car, so he has to walk to work. By cutting through an…
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?’ Cabbie: 'Frank Jones… He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming…
A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a red wagon.
It had tiny ladders on the sides and a garden hose coiled in the middle. The girl was even wearing a fireman’s helmet! The wagon was being pulled by her dog and…
NYC bars
Me: There are two thousand, four hundred and thirty-three bars in New York City, and I’m proud to say I’ve never been in one of them. Wife: Which one is that? Okay,…
Famous last words…
My kids and I were having fun googling on our phones and coming up some of our own funny "famous last words." Here are a few I wrote down. Don’t worry, I’ve…