We began making plans for later that day. Unbeknownst to us, her puppy walked over to a small bowl full of gasoline. By the time we realized what was happening, the little…
Category: Dog
A kilted Scotsman was walking home from a pub one morning after a night of whisky. He collapses by the roadside for a nap.
While he slept, two woman came by and saw him lying there. One of them was overcome with curiosity and decided to see what was worn under a kilt. She lifted his…
Scientists have determined that human breast milk is the perfect food.
Well, based on the packaging anyway… Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your provided joke: Title: Dog-Gone Data Veterinarians have concluded that premium dog food is the most scientifically advanced…
Being in love is like shitting in your pants…
Everyone can see it but only you have that warm feeling… Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the joke, playing on the same structure and body humor angle: Joke Poo: Being…
My ex dumped me after I lost part of my foot to frostbite.
He was lack-toes intolerant. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Neighbor’s Compost My neighbor stopped talking to me after my dog had an accident in his backyard and ruined his prized…
My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.
It's like I've never see herbivore. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My Dog Started Knitting My dog started knitting a lot…
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
"….I don't know. " gasp "It was YOU!" Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a motivational speaker and a dog trainer? “…I don’t know.” Whispers intensely “One poops on the stage after…
Two College Professors at Lunch
Two college professors are having lunch and one said to the other. I think I ruined my marriage this morning with a Freudian slip. The second professor said oh really. What did…
Fun fact
There are no canaries in the Canary Islands! The Virgin Islands are the same way. There are no canaries there, either… Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version:…
One Late Evening, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
Tiptoeing through the living room he suddenly froze when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again "Jesus is…