I told him: “that’s impossible. I love burgers too much.” He replied: “you misheard me. I said don’t eat anything, fatty.” Joke Poo: My Yoga Instructor My yoga instructor told me to…
Category: Dog
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Mexican Police Officer: "So, do you know the criminal Pablo Sanchez?" Juan (Just Taken Prisoner): "Know him? Yesterday, I am riding my horse,and the horse he stop to make droppings in the…
Why are dogs weighed in kilograms?
Because they hate the pound Joke Poo: Title: Why did the sewer worker get promoted to head of sanitation? Joke: Because he was outstanding in his field. Alright, let’s dive into this…
A lady walks into a pet store, looking for an attack dog to protect her and her husband.
The owner says, "I’ve got something better—a highly trained kookaburra!" Skeptical, the lady watches as the owner demonstrates: "Kookaburra, pencil!" The bird dives and shreds the pencil to bits. Then, "Kookaburra, phone…
I just adopted a dog from the local blacksmith
when he came he made a bolt for the door Okay, here’s a joke titled “Joke Poo” that riffs on your blacksmith dog joke, trying to keep a similar structure and wordplay:…
My work rota uses the Gregorian calendar
Mon: Greg Tue: Ian Wed: Greg Thu: Ian Fri: Greg Sat: Ian Sun: Greg Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the calendar joke, titled “Toilet Time”: Toilet Time My bathroom schedule…
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Pharaoh Rocher joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: A dog walker in Hyde Park…
I tell my wife to buy good quality products but she always gets cheap junk…
…The only thing in our house that doesn't suck is the vacuum cleaner. Joke Poo: I tell my dog to only pee on healthy, green grass… …The only thing he avoids in…
Man walks into a chip shop with a huge cod under his arm.
He asks ‘do you sell fish cakes’, lady behind counter says ‘no, sorry’. He says ‘shame, it’s Dave’s birthday today’ Joke Poo: Man Walks Into a Dog Groomers A woman walks into…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked…