Outside a guy, eyes wide open, throws his arms up, shouts "BOO!!!" and – poof – he's gone. Peter closes the door thoughtfully and is about to return to his desk when…
Category: Heaven
a guy falls into a deep well
but manages to grab a root and hold on for dear life. he starts shouting for anyone to hear him "help, help!" but then the voice of God emerges, and says "let…
Heaven was getting overcrowded, so St. Peter gathered the newly departed and said, “Only those with the most tragic death circumstances get through today — everyone else waits in purgatory.”
Bob stepped forward. “I think I qualify.” “Go on,” said St. Peter. Bob sighed. “It was an ordinary Saturday. I was watching TV while my lovely wife napped when my phone buzzed…
Man sends widow email by mistake
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. He accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without…
The burley gates of heaven
A husband comes home to find his wife in the bedroom in her lingerie, he's surprised because she didn't anticipate him to come home and she only ever wears it when she's…
A rich man is dying, and makes a request of his wife…
"Honey, I want you to go to the bank and withdraw everything from my checking and saving accounts. All $5 million. Then take the cash, put it in a sack, and put…
A Reporters Dream Interview
As a reporter, I was given a dream assignment. I would be the first reporter to interview the newly elected Pope Leo. When I was ushered into the Holy Father’s sitting room,…
A Recent Case…
A man dies and finds himself at the gates of heaven, where Saint Peter is waiting for him. “Well, my son! You weren’t exactly a good man during your life. Can you…
A 20 year old man goes to the doctors and asks if there’s a way he can live forever.
Doctor; "do you drink?" Man; "No.' Doctor; "Do you smoke?" Man; "No." Doctor; "Do you take drugs?" Man; "No." Doctor; "Are you sexually active?" Man; "No.' Doctor; "Well why the fuck do…
There is a special place
A stingy old man was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you when you die.” After much thought, he finally figured out how to take at…