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Where does Billy Joel perform when he’s in Beijing?

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Pianoman Square. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Billy Joel joke, titled “Potty Professor”: Title: Potty Professor Where does a history professor specializing in Roman plumbing give…

NYC bars

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Me: There are two thousand, four hundred and thirty-three bars in New York City, and I’m proud to say I’ve never been in one of them. Wife: Which one is that? Okay,…

I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield that day!

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sir Prise Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Madame No-Story I was the clairvoyant no one expected to see on stage that night! Madame Obvious. Alright, let’s dissect this joke!…

And now a word from our sponsor, Royer & Associates Shipbuilding Inc.

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Howdy, everyone, I’m Graham Royer-Martinez, and I’m proud to represent the fourth generation of the Royer shipbuilding family. Now I know there’s a lot of uncertainty in the global shipping business these…

My therapist thought I was a communist

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

There were many red flags Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your given joke: Joke Poo: My Plumber Suspects I Have a Root Problem My plumber thought I had a root…

A tourist is hiking through the Scottish Highlands and stops to take a drink from a stream.

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

He hears a voice call out "Dinnae drink frae that, meester, it's a' fu' o' coo piss an' shite!". Turning, the hiker sees a Scottish shepherd leaning on a stick, and he…

A man walks home from work.

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

On his way home, he passes by the local pub every night. Until recently, he would always stop and get drunk with the locals. So drunk that he would end up vomiting…

Everyone at the autopsy club is excited

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s open Mike night. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: Sewage Surprise All the plumbers at the annual national plumbing convention were excited……

What do you say to a gross sheep? Ewwwwwwe

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

This just came off the top of my head, ik it's terrible, puns are more my thing Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the “gross sheep” joke, titled “Bad Art Critics”:…

What should you prepare in case of trick-or-treating cats?

Posted on October 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Mice Krispies treats. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your joke: Joke Poo: What should you prepare in case of trick-or-treating bears? Honey Nut Cheerios-ly good treats! Alright,…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Where does Billy Joel perform when he’s in Beijing?
  • NYC bars
  • I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield that day!
  • And now a word from our sponsor, Royer & Associates Shipbuilding Inc.
  • My therapist thought I was a communist
  • A tourist is hiking through the Scottish Highlands and stops to take a drink from a stream.
  • A man walks home from work.
  • Everyone at the autopsy club is excited
  • What do you say to a gross sheep? Ewwwwwwe
  • What should you prepare in case of trick-or-treating cats?
  • Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
  • Famous last words…
  • Every night, this guy would stumble home blind drunk and lose his dinner right there in the kitchen sink.
  • Everyone told Beethoven he would never be a composer because he was deaf.
  • A lion was walking through the savanna. He comes across a boar.
  • I don’t want to brag, but I made 6 figures last year
  • A giraffe was walking through the jungle…
  • What do you call a duck that graduates at the top of its class?
  • An Englishman goes to a Chinese tailor
  • When Beethoven passed away
  • My wife hates that I’m always making urination jokes. She said she feels like her opinion doesn’t matter to me.
  • (Long) I was in the garage working on my car when my girlfriend walked in with her new puppy.
  • “Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”
  • Did you hear about the Rainbow Criminal?
  • Brain cancer is the easiest disease to cure
  • Who is smarter?
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
  • America vs England
  • What spice makes you happy when you use it?
  • Train tracks are like nipples.
  • Tarzan and Jane
  • A kilted Scotsman was walking home from a pub one morning after a night of whisky. He collapses by the roadside for a nap.
  • Recently a guy in our friends group came out as being a car-philiac.
  • A guy is rushed to the hospital and plugged into life support.
  • A businessman goes on a business trip to Japan
  • A Texan is in Boston
  • A son in love confides in his father
  • Scientists have determined that human breast milk is the perfect food.
  • My Girlfriend yelled at me, “Stop it with all your corny jokes”
  • Three men check into a hotel and ask for rooms with balconies.
  • An African prince comes to the USA and meets a beautiful woman.
  • Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different kingdom
  • Did you hear the one about the mean teacher in dental school?
  • Difference between Guts and Balls
  • What do you call sex toys made from folded paper?
  • Being in love is like shitting in your pants…
  • My ex dumped me after I lost part of my foot to frostbite.
  • Golf Wife
  • An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired for the morning shift at a deep coal mine.
  • My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.

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