Saint Peter says, we have a new policy for people in your profession. You get to spend one day in heaven and one day in hell, after which you get to decide…
Category: Heaven
A calvinist walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and greets another man. They are talking and one man says that he is a calvinist. The other punches him in the face repeatedly. The first…
A man goes to hell
A man dies and gets sent to hell. The devil welcomes him and takes him on the usual tour. They come to one door and look in. This place is filled with…
A priest, a pastor, an imam, and a rabbi are playing poker.
Suddenly, the police burst in, and they quickly hide the cards and chips. Suspiciously, a police officer tells them that they had recieved a tip about illegal gambling happening on the property….
A politician dies and get to choose between heaven and hell
Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…
I wanted to stalk my friend, so I went to a detective agency to hire a spy. He said that they were all hired already.
Talk about out of stalk. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: Toilet Trouble I wanted to unclog my toilet, so I called a…
After 60 years of marriage, Earl and Mabel made a deal.
Whoever kicks the bucket first has to come back and let the other know if there’s sex in the afterlife. Because let’s be honest – no one wants to be stuck in…
3 guys
Killed in a car crash on Christmas Eve. St. Pete says “OK, it’s Christmas if you can make anything in your pockets relate to Christmas I’ll let you in”. First guy strikes…
St.Peter Decides He’s Accepting Only Amusing Cases To Heaven…
…as he's bored with all the people's typical deaths and wants to shake it up, just for one day. First person is at the Gates. Peter says "I'm letting you in only…
A man checked into a hotel
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. He accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without…