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Category: Husband
A man and his wife are at a doctor’s office
They are there to receive the man’s test results. When the doctor says he is ready to see the man, he is too nervous and sends his wife in to find out…
A man tells his doctor that his wife hasn’t had sex with him in six months. The doctor then has the wife come in, and asks her why she doesn’t want to have sex with her husband any more.
The woman tells him, "For the past six months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money, so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going…
There was a Biblical scholar named Bob that also was an amazing public speaker…
…and he got booked to give a talk on the topic of his choice in a church in a nearby city. A few weeks before the talk, his wife asked him what…
A man walks into a bar with a bloody nose…
"What happened to you?" The bartender asks, offering him a napkin. "Do you see me?" The man asks, wiping the blood off. "Of course." The bartender replies. "Well, so did the man…
My brother invested his life savings in a farm for milking camels.
His wife is furious. She's allergic to camels! But all their money is tied up in getting their milk, so she has to spend hours a day with them. From a mile…
A man came home unexpectedly to find a friend in bed with his wife.
“Now wait a minute,” pleaded the friend, upon being discovered. “Let’s settle this in a sensible, civilized fashion. We both want the same woman, right? Here’s a deck of cards – let’s…
A jeweler was on a flight in first class sitting next to an elegant lady.
He glances over and sees on her finger a huge 20 carat diamond ring. Taken aback, he says to her, "Pardon me lady. I don't mean to intrude but I noticed your…
My wife came home early and caught me in bed with a beautiful woman!
She screamed: “You filthy pig! How can you do this to me — to the mother of your children?! We’re getting a divorce!” I said: “Honey, please… just let me explain!” She…
An update on an old Jewish joke
A couple is having a vicious fight, so they go visit their local LLM to resolve it. The husband types in his side on the argument. The LLM strokes its beard, thinks…