One morning, a mom and dad wake up to find their son missing. Extremely worried, the dad tries calling the son's phone several times, to no avail. Then the mom tries ringing,…
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A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday
A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday. With the money he saved by skipping breakfasts, he bought a membership at a local flying club. On…
(True) My wife was watching a documentary about mountaineering in the Himalayas. I was semi-paying attention as usual.
When they reached the top I said "Well, that's summit to be proud of". After a brief pause and roll of eyes, she said "Do you ever rest?" Joke Poo: Compost Happens…
An elderly couple decided they want to have a baby
So they went to a clinic to get the husband's sperm tested, to make sure they can conceive. The doctor handed them a jar, and directed them to a private room where…
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and realizes that her husband is not in bed.
She gets up and finds him in the kitchen. The man is staring blankly while drinking coffee, his mind far away. And there are tears running down his face. “What’s wrong, my…
A man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup.
The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining him, the doctor said, "I'm surprised—you're in such excellent health!" The old man replied, "I attribute it to my good and…
Three NHL coaches are waiting outside the delivery unit as their wives are all in labour.
After many hours, a nurse comes out to see the first coach. "Your wife just finished giving birth! Both she and the baby are fine! A healthy baby boy!" the nurse said….
Problem with new bedroom wardrobe
A lady living on a busy street buys a new wardrobe. However, the vibrations caused by a tram passing by loosen the door. So the lady complains about the wardrobe. A technician…
A man is out running errands when he gets a call from his wife. “Honey,” she says, “I need you to make an extra stop.”
"What do we need?" he asks. "Well," she begins, "remember that video we watched about the elderly father who wouldn't use his cane, so the daughter and son-in-law pretended to use a…
My wife going deaf?
An elderly man goes to the doctor, very worried because he thinks his wife is going deaf, but he doesn't know how to bring it up without offending her. The doctor says,…