She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So how are you getting…
Category: Husband
Most probably a rehashed joke, but a good one!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands-free speaker. Everyone else stops to listen. MAN: “Hello.”…
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox this morning on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided fox joke, titled “Joke Poo: The Pigeon’s…
A woman in the washroom calls out to her husband
"I need your help with something!" He walks in on his wife sitting on the toilet. "Can you tie my shoe for me, please?" "You've gotta be kidding me…" the man replies….
It’s my cake day, so here’s a favorite…
I remember the first time I made love to my wife. After we finished, I asked her: "Am I the first one?" She sighed, looked at me and said: "Why does everyone…
Two friends are talking.
A guy asks his friend, "Man, why don't you divorce your wife? The whole neighborhood is sleeping with her, there's a line out the door!" The friend sighs, "And then what? Get…
It is/was/will be my Cake Day, so here’s a favorite: A woman joins a country club, and when she hears some guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?”
No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot. Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m." He figures the early tee-time will discourage her. The woman…
A married woman is caught shoplifting a bag of apples.
In court the judge says "I don't usually do this but to set an example, I'm sentencing you to spend a day in jail, one for each apple. That's a week in…
A Matter of Priorities
My phone rang, my husband's name flashing on the screen. When I answered, his voice was a weak, pained whisper. "Babe… I'm at St. Vincent's Hospital. I had an accident after work."…
My wife said she wants more romance in our marriage.
So I lit some candles, dimmed the lights, put on soft music, and held her hands gently. She smiled and said, “This is lovely… what made you do all this?” I said,…