I said "How can you even say that?" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: Data Deluge My AI assistant said, “Query: ‘Are you currently…
Category: Husband
Me and my wife used to run this second-hand shop. Eventually we were divorced.
Over the years we just thrifted apart, I guess. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap Me and my husband used to…
Golfing and a Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the…
A woman complained to her friend that she had a sore throat.
The friend replied, 'Well, whenever I have a sore throat, I just give my husband a blowjob and the soreness goes away immediately'. They meet the next day and the woman says,…
My wife walks out of the shower, winks at me and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”
I said, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled… well, you know. Joke Poo: The Diaper Dilemma My toddler finishes his…
I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
My wife told me she had a bag of old clothes to donate. I lazily said, “Why not just throw them out? It’d be easier.” She said, “I’d rather give them to…
I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
My wife told me she had a bag of old clothes to donate. I lazily said, “Why not just throw them out? It’d be easier.” She said, “I’d rather give them to…
The wife is calling her husband at work.
He picks up the phone, and says: “Sorry, honey, but I really don’t have the time to talk right now.” She: “It’s not going to take long. I have two news for…
Sue went to the cemetery every day to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband, Bob.
When she was finished, she always walked backwards as she left the grave. One day, her friend Tammy asked, “Sue, why on earth do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?” Sue…
A guy’s wife comes into the room and says to her husband, “What the hell are you doing? I thought you were going to fix the sink!”
The husband says, "I am. I'm watching this video to learn how to do it." The wife says, "Well, when does he get to that part?" And the guy says, "Probably when…