But I'm not buying it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled “Loan Shark Logic”: Title: Loan Shark Logic Man says his loan shark is generous….
Category: Husband
Cop understood the assignment.
I got pulled over for speeding today. Before the officer could even say a word, I pleaded, "Please, let me explain. The woman in the back seat is my mother-in-law. She's been…
I replaced my wife’s lip balm with a glue stick
The good news is, she hasn't said anything about it. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Dog Walk I replaced my dog’s favorite squeaky…
A guy decides to go to confession for the first time in many years. He enters the confessional, and there’s a shelf with cigars, brandy, and chocolate.
The priest enters the confessional and the guy says, "This is great! Things have changed a lot since the last time I was here." And the priest says, "Get out of here….
A couple gets married
And they don't know the first thing about sex. The girl decides to call up her mom since she has no other ideas. The mom simply says "take the hardest part of…
A shy Italian girl gets married
The night of the wedding, she tells her new husband that it's an old Italian family custom that her mother accompany them on their honeymoon. When they arrive to the hotel, the…
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.
He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?’ Cabbie: 'Frank Jones… He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming…
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A man walks home from work.
On his way home, he passes by the local pub every night. Until recently, he would always stop and get drunk with the locals. So drunk that he would end up vomiting…
Every night, this guy would stumble home blind drunk and lose his dinner right there in the kitchen sink.
Every night his wife would warn him, “One of these days, you’re gonna puke your guts out!” So one afternoon, she decides to teach him a lesson. She cuts up a chicken…