I told her she's number one. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled Compulsive Compost: Compulsive Compost My husband hates that I’m always making jokes about composting. He says he…
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Difference between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions…
Golf Wife
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was out in the garage organizing his golfing equipment. His wife came to the door and…
A couple was invited to a Halloween party. But the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He begged her to go, but she said she would just take some aspirin and go to bed, and didn’t want to spoil his fun. So he put his bear costume on and went to the party.
After sleeping soundly for one hour, the woman woke up feeling better. As it was still early, she decided to go to the party. She thought it would be fun to watch…
The three most difficult things for a man to say
I was wrong. I need help. Worcestershire sauce. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo The three most terrifying things for a sentient toilet to hear: “Oops, I ate too much fiber.” “Out…
Yesterday, at a bar, a girl sat next to me.
Turns out she loves riddles. Her first riddle was: "My husband, my son, and my mother-in-law are now all on a vacation in Miami. Riddle me this: who among us has the…
The hangover
I was throwing a housewarming party last night, and this morning someone who I vaguely knew — a friend of a friend was lying on my kitchen floor. “Show to the door,…
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor.
The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice…
My neighbor asked his wife, “Was I the only one you ever dated?”
She answered, "Yes, (pause)… all the others were nines and tens." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your neighbor joke, titled “Joke Poo: Data Breach Edition”: Joke Poo:…
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed.
They thought it might have something to do with the transmission, so they couldn’t repair it while he waited. He told the mechanics that he didn’t live far and would just walk…