His wife came up behind him and hit him over the head with a frying pan.. He screams hey, what’s that for? His wife said I was doing the washing and I…
Category: Husband
Difficult times in America. Cost of living has gotten so high.
Wife even started having sex with me cause she can't afford new batteries. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Joke Poo – Remote Control Difficult…
The husband comes home with flowers for his wife after a argument
Wife: "OK, so now you just want me to forget everything and spread my legs? Husband: "We don't own a vase?" Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo:…
Robert, 85, married Jenny, 25.
Since her new husband was so old, Jenny decided that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she was concerned that her husband might overexert himself if they…
My wife pulled me aside at a party and asked why I act like I’m obligated to tell people I used to go out with a journalist.
I said, “C’mon babe, you know I’m a mandated reporter.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Taxidermist’s Tale My husband cornered me at the zoo and…
A woman is getting concerned about her husband’s expanding waistline. Soon, it got to a point where she could no longer ignore it especially as he was still young and handsome.
"Honey", she said seductively, "if you lose 20 pounds, I promise to dance for you." He said "Lose 10 pounds and I'll watch." Joke Poo: The Tech Support Ticket A network administrator…
I got the wife a bag and belt for her birthday
The Hoover works a treat now Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your original, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Fertilizer Spreader I got the farmer a bag and spreader for…
My wife is pissed at me because I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold flowers. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the flower joke: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Delivery My vet is furious with me because…
My sister never forgave me after her daughter fell into the fissure in my back yard
She is right. I should have warned them. It was my fault. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original, titled “Potty Training Predicament”: Joke Poo: Potty Training…
So my wife was complaining…
So my wife was complaining that the vacuum didn’t suck anymore. I looked at her and said “frustrating, isn’t it”. Joke Poo: The Landscaper’s Lament So, the landscaper was complaining that his…