Amour. Joke Poo: What does Romeo call Juliet when he’s ordering takeout in Verona? Marinara. Alright, let’s analyze this joke and see what we can extract for comedic enrichment. Joke Dissection: Premise:…
Category: Husband
My wife asked me to put up some shelves in bedroom…
I didn’t know the first thing about putting up some shelves so I thought I’d do some research first, so naturally I went to our local library and asked the librarian: “Have…
My wife said we need to cut back our travel spending
So I went on vacation without her and saved 50%. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your travel spending joke: Title: Diaper Duty Dilemma My husband complained about…
I thought it’d be funny to change some of the labels in our spice cabinet around.
My wife hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Litter Box Labeling I thought it’d be funny to change the labels on our cat’s litter…
Two college buddies were invited to a mountain resort for cross-country skiing, and they got off to a late start.
Driving the unfamiliar mountain roads, they became concerned as it grew darker and they saw light snow starting. Thinking maybe they were close to the resort, they looked for a store or…
With God’s help..
The daughter brings her boyfriend home to meet her wealthy parents, as they’ve decided to get engaged. “So, what are your plans?” asks the father. “I got a scholarship for my master’s…
A couple are driving through a country road at night and suddenly hear a big thud!
They pull over and jump out to see they’ve hit a badger, both being animal lovers there distraught, they get closer and notice the badger still seems to be alive so they…
Fish on Friday
A man proposed to his girlfriend but she refused to marry him until he switched to Catholicism. Totally in love, the man agreed, and undertook to have regular lessons at the local…
Can you roll your R’s?
… a man asked his wife in bed. She smiled and said, "yes, why?" "Because I'll have more room if you can roll your arse back onto your side of the bed!"…
Rob and his buddy Dave are walking down the street when they see a stunning woman in a first-floor window, blowing kisses at them.
Rob says, "Hey, look at that! That woman is blowing kisses at me!" Dave replies, "Just ignore her. Don't pay her any mind." The woman then gestures for one of them to…