The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka." The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine." The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have…
Category: Irishman
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his throat to address the crowd.
"I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers," he says. "I'll give $500 American dollars to anyone here who can drink 10 pints of beer back-to-back." The room goes silent….
So, an Irishman walks out of a bar….
Don't look at me like that, it could happen. Okay, I’m ready to play! Here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Irishman joke: Joke Poo: An Astronaut’s Exit An astronaut walks out…
Two Irish lads are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England.
Two Irish lads are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England, when they spot a shop window that reads: Suits £10, Jackets £7.50, Trousers and Dresses £5.00. One turns to the other…
Irish Pick-up Line
An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. A woman sitting nearby notices this and…
Some firemen pull an Irishman from a burning bar. He’s coughing, completely covered in soot, and stinks strongly of smoke.
When the firemen ask him how the fire started the Irishman says, "How the hell should I know? The place was on fire when I got here." Okay, here’s my attempt at…
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are drinking in a pest-ridden bar
By an amazing coincidence, three flies simultaneously plunge into each of their drinks. The Englishman, disgusted, throws his drink away. The Scotsman reaches into his drink, fishes out the fly, and throws…
Paddy and Mick
Paddy and Mick are looking through a catalog. Paddy turns the page and says; "Wow, look at those two gorgeous women. And the prices are reasonable too! Mick agrees. "I am ordering…
Is it politically correct
… to refer to a homosexual Irishman as Gaelic? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Title: Joke Poo: Is it Paleo, Bro? Is it politically correct…
A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks!
A Greek and an Irishman found themselves in a Starbucks one afternoon, casually chatting about the proud achievements of their respective cultures over steaming lattes. The Greek leaned back with a smile…