The little old lady. The little old lady who? Oh, I didn't know you could yodle! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the knock-knock joke: Joke Poo: The…
Category: Knock Knock
Knock knock joke for Halloween
Knock knock Who's there? Ow. Ow who? Werewolves of London. Owhoooooooo! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the werewolf knock-knock joke: Joke Poo: Haunted House Edition Knock knock. Who’s there? Igor….
Many girls today don’t understand something
Cinderella didn't land a prince because she worked hard and was psychologically abused by her family. She landed him because her godmother was a fairy. Original Joke: Many girls today don’t understand…
My 6 year old says to me…
Lu Lu – Dad, will you remember me in 10 years? Me – Yes baby. I'm not that old yet. I love you. Lu Lu – Ok. I love you too… Knock…
knock, knock
– who's there? who? – who who? i'm sorry, i didn't mean to knock on the house of an owl. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the knock-knock…
A Knock Knock Joke
Knock knock. Who's there? Hike! Hike who? Unsuspecting Son Dad Waiting with Bated Breath Sets the Perfect Trap! (I so wish this was mine, but I found it on TikTok) Joke Poo:…
Good ol’ #247, probably posted here few days ago.
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Gestapo!* "Gestapo wh–" "VEE VILL ASK ZE QVESTIONS!!!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Gestapo joke: Joke Poo: Customer Service “Knock knock!” “Who’s…
Knock knock
Who's there? Do you want two CDs. Do I want two CDs who? Do you want two CDs nuts? (Do you want to see Deez Nuts?) Okay, here’s my attempt at a…
Knock knock
Who's there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito. Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another mosquito. Knock knock Who's there? Yeti Yeti who? Yet another mosquito. Knock knock Who's there? Helen Helen…