When I was a kid, my next door neighbor who was a mobster would pay me $20 to start his car every morning. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The…
Found out last night that I’m both gay and dyslexic.
I'm still in daniel. Okay, here’s the joke adaptation, titled “Joke Poo”: Original Joke: Found out last night that I’m both gay and dyslexic. I’m still in daniel. Joke Poo: Joke Poo…
I once dated a girl who was actually a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door. Joke Poo: Original Joke: I once dated a girl who was actually a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she…
Satan arrived to welcome a new damned soul to hell. “Congratulations!” he said. “You wasted your entire pitiful life!”
"Well," the man replied, "at least I'm not a adult living in my father's basement." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled “Cosmic Recycling”: Title: Cosmic Recycling The Intergalactic…
A boy found a magic lamp one day and out came a genie who exclaimed “I shall grant a single wish that you desire!”
The boy himself was very greedy in life and felt insulted that he was allowed only one wish. "That's it?" He retorted, "All the stories I've heard about you guys usually involve…
Why does Dracula always bite his victims in the neck?
Because he's a neck romancer Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why does Dracula always bite his victims in the neck? Because he’s a neck-romancer. Joke Poo: Why does a dog always bury its…
A duck wandered onto my property
Can I just say that I take my property rights very seriously? I warned it. I flagged it. At the end of the day? I used my flamethrower and just cooked it….
Not to brag, but I finished a puzzle under a week and…
It said 2-4 years on the box Original Joke: Not to brag, but I finished a puzzle under a week and… It said 2-4 years on the box. Joke Poo: A Teacher’s…
Old lady at nursing home
An old woman is in a nursing home, she's in a wheelchair and can no longer talk so she communicates by writing on a note pad. It's her 100th birthday so all…
Overheard an angry man with a lisp say “bithnith”.
I walked away as fast as I could, I knew he meant business. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled “Seagull Showdown,” based on the original joke: Seagull Showdown Overheard…