A man goes into the pharmacy with a sore elbow and asked the pharmacist for advice on how to treat it. The pharmacist shows him new machine they just got in. "Its…
Category: Lawyer
Interrogation Room
"I won't answer any more questions without my lawyer present." "But you ARE a lawyer!" "Exactly!! So where's my present? Joke Poo: Bakery Breakroom “I can’t possibly ice any more cupcakes without…
Xbox: Help, I’m on fire!
PlayStation: I’m calling 911! Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Okay, here’s a joke, titled “Joke Poo,” inspired by the original Xbox/PlayStation/Wii U joke:…
Lawyer joke from Herve Le Tellier’s “Anomaly”
Satan say to a lawyer, "Here's the deal: You get unlimited wealth and prestige, I get your soul, your wife's soul, your kids' souls, and your five closest friends' souls." The lawyer…
Why was Abraham Lincoln never put in jail?
Because he's "in-a-cent". Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that Abraham Lincoln joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Sewer Worker Get Promoted? Because he was “outstanding in his…
My buddy served in the army, and I just found out he killed three people. Which is so scary.
Especially since he was a cook. Okay, here’s a joke based on your provided “cook” joke, with the title “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My cousin became a park ranger, and I just…
My Jewish friend told me that it’s their tradition, on someone’s birthday, to wish for them to live to 120.
"But what do you tell someone on their 120th birthday, then?", I asked. "Enjoy the rest of your day!", he answered. Original Joke: My Jewish friend told me that it’s their tradition,…
Dr. Frankenstein walks into the body parts shop…
He asks what they have available for brains. The clerk says “We only have three right now… a plumber’s brain for $300, a physicist’s brain for $500, and a lawyer’s brain for…
The Ski Trip
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They…
A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates
"Please could we get married again in heaven?" "I don't know about that, let me have a think" says St Peter A day goes by, and Peter agrees. He says, "I won't…