Did you hear. NASA is launching new satellite to say sorry to Alliens. Apprently they are calling it: 'Apollo G' Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Regretful Robots Did you hear? Google…
Category: Lawyer
Teacher and her 3 boy students:
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.” Boy 2 laughed… Teacher: “Why did…
Golf Wife
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was out in the garage organizing his golfing equipment. His wife came to the door and…
Old courtroom transcript reads like a joke. This actually happened…
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No….
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff.
He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer…
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW
When suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was hopping up and down with rage, complaining bitterly…
Two lawyers walk into a bar/restaurant, order a couple of drinks, and then take out sandwiches from their briefcases.
The bartender sees this, and goes: “Sorry, guys, but you can’t eat your own food in here.” The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged, and then swapped the sandwiches. Joke Poo: The…
Mr Smiths last wishes
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He called for…
Three lawyers end up dead.
God asks the first two what they've done. The first says, "I helped the rich put innocents in danger," and is sent to hell. The second says, "I helped the rich evade…
A guy finds an old lamp and rubs it. Of course a genie appears and grants the guy three wishes.
The guy says, "I'm going through a divorce and every lawyer involved is a psychopathic thief. I want all lawyers on the face of the earth to be wiped out." The genie…