The world may never know. Even Scottish scientists won't try the experiment. Joke Poo: How many programmers does it take to change a diaper? The world may never know. They’re still debugging…
Category: Lightbulb
How many D&D players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They all have darkvision. Joke Poo: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It’s a hardware problem. Alright, let’s break down this D&D lightbulb joke and power…
How many Swiss comedians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
If one is ever discovered, maybe we can find out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled, well, “Joke Poo,” playing on the original lightbulb joke: Joke Poo: How many…
How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but you do have to wonder how they got there in the first place. Joke Poo: How Many Bacteria Does it Take to Build a City? Trillions, but the real question…
Serious question
If a red head loses their temper…. Does that make them a gingersnap? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the redhead joke, focusing on a different characteristic and…
Two builders go into the pub after a hard day’s work.
They're sat drinking for a while when a very smartly dressed man walks in and orders a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll…
How many Facebook users does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have…
How many Germans does take to screw in a lightbulb?
One – they are efficient and humourless. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: How many toddlers does it take to change a diaper? One – But you’ll probably have to…
How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just two but they don't like it when you watch, pervert… Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Title: Joke Poo How many toddlers does it take to change…
A mother asks her doctor “What should I do?”
"My son keeps eating electrical cords." Doctors says, "Ground him until he conducts himself properly" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your electrical cord joke, titled “Compost Crisis”:…