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Category: Lightbulb

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

One? Or two? Onnnnnee? Or twwoooo..? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “Toilet Paper Math”: Toilet Paper Math How many mathematicians does it take to figure out how much toilet paper…

how many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

toucan Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How Many Cats Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb? Zero. Cats don’t change lightbulbs. They sit in the dark and act like they’re judging…

7 year old Jimmy is in class one day. His teacher, Ms.Brown tells the class:

Posted on July 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Good morning kids, today we are going to learn the word "definitely". I'm going to ask you to make up a sentence with this word. Susie, what is your sentence? I definitely…

How many Reddit users does it take to change a lightbulb

Posted on July 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

None. They just argue if it's a repost Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” inspired by the Reddit lightbulb joke: Title: Joke Poo How many data scientists does it take to change a…

How Many Marxists Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Posted on June 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

None, the lightbulb contains within itself the seeds of its own revolution. Joke Poo: How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Litter Box? None. The litter box already contains the…

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted on June 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

None. It's hardware, they don't touch it! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the "developers and light bulbs" joke: Joke Poo: How Many Data Scientists Does It Take to Change…

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  • Thinking of opening a budget Japanese restaurant
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  • A woman walks into a clock repair shop
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