By the river, next to the farm, a cow sits smoking weed. A beaver swims up to it, steps onto the bank, and asks, ‘Hey, cow, what are you doing?’ ‘I’m smoking…
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A boy found a magic lamp one day and out came a genie who exclaimed “I shall grant a single wish that you desire!”
The boy himself was very greedy in life and felt insulted that he was allowed only one wish. "That's it?" He retorted, "All the stories I've heard about you guys usually involve…
Old lady at nursing home
An old woman is in a nursing home, she's in a wheelchair and can no longer talk so she communicates by writing on a note pad. It's her 100th birthday so all…
In WW2 a General had an idea on how to cheer the troops up
After D-Day, a general wanted to commemorate the victory to keep momentum of the troops. He chose an imposing statue of a soldier made entirely from melted bullet casings collected from the…
A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he realized he was completely lost.
He spotted a woman ahead and asked, “Excuse me, could you help me? I’m not sure what hole I’m on.” She smiled politely and said, “You’re one hole behind me. I’m on…
A man dies and ends up in hell.
A demon there tells him he can choose from three different rooms to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are being poked and prodded with sharp objects. It looks painful…
Cemetery cold night
It was a cold night and George had to work overtime. It's dark, it's cold, and it's a short walk to his apartment building, even shorter if he takes a shortcut through…
A shy Italian girl gets married
The night of the wedding, she tells her new husband that it's an old Italian family custom that her mother accompany them on their honeymoon. When they arrive to the hotel, the…
Ever wondered which service has the toughest troops?
An Air Commodore, an Admiral and a General are having a debate on a training ground. Now look here, chaps” says the Air Commodore, “my troops are as hard as they come;…
Graveyard calling
A man has gotten a new job, and is pulling himself out of a financially difficult time. He has no car, so he has to walk to work. By cutting through an…