He gets into the taxi, and the Cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?’ Cabbie: 'Frank Jones… He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming…
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Missing his son
The Sheik of Somewhereland had a son of whom he was very fond. One day, the son had to go on an errand, and the Sheik lent him his best, fastest and…
Dirty lil’ Johnny.. (I hope its a new one)
A teacher asked her class to tell a story with a moral. One of the kids explained how her parents asked her to help in the kitchen, resulting in the food being…
The experimental surgery
A man sees an ad that promises to make his penis far larger than average. This piques his interest. He calls the doctor, who explains that this experimental surgery involves transplanting part…
Three men are captured by cannibals.
They are taken to the chief, who says they must go into the forest and come back with a basket of the first fruit they find. Under guard, all three men return…
A castaway sees a ship, but watches it sinks, leaving one survivor in the water.
The man swims out to the wreckage, grabs the unconscious survivor, and drags her to shore. When she's on shore he notices it's Brooke Shields. He gives her mouth to mouth, saving…
A man died and was met at the pearly gates of Heaven by St. Peter himself
St. Peter says to him, “Before you meet with God, I must tell you, we’ve looked over your life and noticed that you didn’t really do anything particularly good or bad. We’re…
And now a word from our sponsor, Royer & Associates Shipbuilding Inc.
Howdy, everyone, I’m Graham Royer-Martinez, and I’m proud to represent the fourth generation of the Royer shipbuilding family. Now I know there’s a lot of uncertainty in the global shipping business these…
A man walks home from work.
On his way home, he passes by the local pub every night. Until recently, he would always stop and get drunk with the locals. So drunk that he would end up vomiting…
Famous last words…
My kids and I were having fun googling on our phones and coming up some of our own funny "famous last words." Here are a few I wrote down. Don’t worry, I’ve…