"Hey, boar, who is the mightiest creature in the savanna?", asks the lion. "You, sir, of course", said the fearful boar. "Correct", said the lion, and moved on. He then comes across…
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When Beethoven passed away
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later the town drunk was walking through the cemetry and heard some strange noises coming from the area where…
(Long) I was in the garage working on my car when my girlfriend walked in with her new puppy.
We began making plans for later that day. Unbeknownst to us, her puppy walked over to a small bowl full of gasoline. By the time we realized what was happening, the little…
A businessman goes on a business trip to Japan
When he arrives in Tokyo, he meets up with his bilingual business partner who speaks fluent Japanese. “I’ve got the perfect plan,” says his business partner. “I’ve sent a hooker to your…
Three men check into a hotel and ask for rooms with balconies.
They get the only rooms with balconies on the first, second, and third floors. In the morning, the man who stayed on the third floor sees his friend in the lobby and…
Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different kingdom
Once upon a time there was a lake shaped like a triangle with one long side, one short side, and one middle side. On each side of the lake was a different…
Difference between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions…
Golf Wife
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was out in the garage organizing his golfing equipment. His wife came to the door and…
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired for the morning shift at a deep coal mine.
The foreman meets the new hires at the supply shed next to the elevator cage. He looks at the large, muscular Scotsman and says, "You'll be working the new coal face." He…
An elderly woman rushed to the pharmacy to pick up medication, but when she returned to her car, she realized she had locked her keys inside.
Looking around, she spotted an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She picked it up and whispered, “Lord, I have no idea how to use this.” So she bowed her head…