On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, 'And get me…
Category: Long
A guy on a long-haul flight is desperate to use the bathroom.
The men’s room is occupied, and he’s doing the potty dance in the aisle. A sympathetic stewardess whispers, "Look, I’ll let you use the ladies' room, but you must promise: Do not…
Three men from the backwoods of Oklahoma were visiting New York city.
After getting off the bus they made they're way to central park to see the sights. While at the park they happened upon a couple vigorously demonstrating their deep love for one…
braid stays where it is
An old Grandpa is travelling on a crowded, bumpy state transport bus. Sitting directly in front of him is a middle-aged woman with a very long, thick Indian braid. Because the seats…
A guy runs out of petrol
A guy is driving along in the middle of nowhere when he suddenly runs out of petrol. He's stranded on the side the road when a bee buzzes along and notices him….
There was a Biblical scholar named Bob that also was an amazing public speaker…
…and he got booked to give a talk on the topic of his choice in a church in a nearby city. A few weeks before the talk, his wife asked him what…
Little Johnny in Geography Class
The teacher is going over geography terms with her students. "Who can use the term 'isthmus' in a sentence?" Susie raises her hand "an isthmus is a strip of land connecting two…
Four Passengers
Four passengers are traveling in a car; one is from Idaho, one from Iowa, one from Pennsylvania, and one from New Jersey. At one point, the man from Idaho pulls out a…
Lie detector robot
Dad bought a robot that was equipped with a lie detector. Every time someone tells a lie, the robot hits them. Dad decided to test the robot at the dinner table that…
3 Drug dealers and the Prison Warden
3 Drug dealers have been arrested and sentenced to prison but as they are all leaving the courtroom, the prison warden brings them to a classroom and talks to them. "In a…