The tax office suspected a fishing boat owner was not paying proper wages to his crew and sent an agent to investigate. The agent approaches the boat and find a man working,…
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A Horse is watching tv one night…
A Horse is watching tv one night and he turns it to MTV. He sees this pretty good music video of a rock band (this happened a long time ago) and he…
The Curve of Life
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf. At age…
The Rooster visits the Jungle Kingdom.
"I'm truly impressed," he tells the Lion King. "Everything here seems so well-run and beautiful." The Lion King straightens up with pride. "I have my own way of making sure all my…
A visitor stops by a farmer who owns a white cow and a black cow.
– Those are some fine cows you’ve got! How old are they? – The white one? Five years. – And the black one? – The black one, too. – How much milk…
A cat is smoking a blunt on her front porch…
… and a fox comes along. The fox says, “What are you doing?” The cat says, “I’m getting high, man.” The fox responds, “What do you mean?” Rather than explain it to…
A man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. "Look what you did to my car!" he yells. "You're going to give me $10,000 right now, or I'm going to beat…
A communism joke
A journalist interviews a farmer: "if you have two bungalows, are you willing to give one to the country?" The farmer, without hesitation, "sure! For communism!" Journalist: "if you have two tractors,…
No strangers… they know the rules
Never had the village seen a storm so strange—one that sang through the streets as though it carried a message no one quite understood. Gonna be a long night, the elders warned,…
A View To A Kill/ James Bond
Back in the 80s I was working on the Bond movie A View To A Kill starring Roger Moore. It was his last movie and he starred opposite Christopher Walken as villian…