The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her…
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Ivan, gets sent to the Gulag for 20 years after his neighbor, anonymously denounces him as a traitor.
Ivan is eventually released and rehabilitated. For the next 40 years, he lives as the most perfect, model communist citizen. He never misses a Party meeting, he pays his dues, and he…
An elderly couple decided they want to have a baby
So they went to a clinic to get the husband's sperm tested, to make sure they can conceive. The doctor handed them a jar, and directed them to a private room where…
A man lost his hand in a war and goes to a shop to purchase a prosthetic hand.
He enters the shop and explains his situation, the storeman directs him to their selection and picks up the first prosthetic hand. "This is one of our highest quality prosthetic hands, will…
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and realizes that her husband is not in bed.
She gets up and finds him in the kitchen. The man is staring blankly while drinking coffee, his mind far away. And there are tears running down his face. “What’s wrong, my…
Cop pulls over a little old lady and asks for her licence and registration.
When she pulls out her wallet, he sees a handgun in her purse. "Ma'am, is that a gun in your purse?" "Yes, Officer, it's a .38 Smith & Wesson revolver." "Please place…
Everything is understood through comparison.
A poor farmer came to the priest, complaining about how miserable his life was and how badly he was suffering. The priest asked him to allow a stray dog to live in…
Tired and thirsty
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka." The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine." The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have…
A man and his wife visited their doctor for a checkup.
The doctor wanted to examine the old man first. After examining him, the doctor said, "I'm surprised—you're in such excellent health!" The old man replied, "I attribute it to my good and…
Three NHL coaches are waiting outside the delivery unit as their wives are all in labour.
After many hours, a nurse comes out to see the first coach. "Your wife just finished giving birth! Both she and the baby are fine! A healthy baby boy!" the nurse said….