I was heading toward my usual bar on a freezing afternoon. The kind of cold that makes most people curl into themselves and grip their coats tight. I didn’t mind. When you’ve…
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A blonde is waiting table for a couple of guys, and one of them is telling a load of really obnoxious blonde jokes.
When he goes out to the men's room, the other diner beckons her over and says, "You know, I think Jack could stand to learn that blondes are smarter than he thinks….
Problem with new bedroom wardrobe
A lady living on a busy street buys a new wardrobe. However, the vibrations caused by a tram passing by loosen the door. So the lady complains about the wardrobe. A technician…
What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
A teacher asked her class to tell a story with a moral. One of the kids explained how her parents asked her to help in the kitchen, resulting in the food being…
Harold got real drunk one night, Ubered home, and snuck in bed beside his wife…
He woke up at the Pearly Gates where saint Peter said,"You died in your sleep Harold." Harold was stunned. "I died? That can’t be right! I've got too much to live for….
A politician visits a remote Native American community.
With news crews following him around as they tour the place, he asks the chief if there was anything the people need. "Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs….
A courier in Alexander the Great’s court
came across an old man eating honey in the town square. The man had a big pot of honey in front of him and was spooning it into his mouth. The courier…
A Solemn Question
The quiet of the Sunday morning church was accentuated by the soft, colored light filtering through the stained-glass windows. Father Donovan, adjusting his vestments before the 10:30 mass, noticed young Davey standing…
A farmer finds magic beans at the farmers market one day.
When he buys them, the seller informs him he must use fresh materials to grow them. He does so and lo, a magic bean stalk sprouts from his field! When he eats…
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
The first says: “Fellas, I got real problems. I’m seventy years old. Every morning at seven o’clock, I get up and try to urinate. All day long, I try to urinate. They…