Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They…
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Golfing and a Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the…
Good reads
A TV crew and journalists visited the old farmer in the countryside to do a interview for an educational program for kids. – Please tell us about your day! – Well, sonny,…
A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates
"Please could we get married again in heaven?" "I don't know about that, let me have a think" says St Peter A day goes by, and Peter agrees. He says, "I won't…
A young reporter went to a retirement home
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had….
The legend of Uncle Marvo (the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee)
Little Johnny is excited because the circus has come to town and his mum has got front row tickets for him. Finally the evening comes and Little Johnny and his mum go…
The Skinny Lumberjack
A very thin fellow wandered into a lumberjacking outfit’s personnel office and announced that he was looking for a job. The hiring manager looked the guy over and said, “You don’t look…
A man adopts a stray dog.
When he gets home, the dog says, “Thank you for taking me in, I was so cold and hungry.“ The man is shocked he’s found a talking dog, and decides to bring…
We were desperate to fix our son’s failing math grade.
My wife and I were at our wits' end with our son's failing math grades. We tried everything: talks, meetings with his public school teacher, rewards—nothing worked. As a final Hail Mary,…
A couple, both 78, went to see a therapist.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “We’d like you to watch us… you know…make love… and tell us if we’re doing it right.” The doctor was…