Two guys are out playing golf when they come to a hole near the edge of the course where a road runs past. Just as they are about to tee off, a…
Category: Mother-in-law
Cop understood the assignment.
I got pulled over for speeding today. Before the officer could even say a word, I pleaded, "Please, let me explain. The woman in the back seat is my mother-in-law. She's been…
Yesterday, at a bar, a girl sat next to me.
Turns out she loves riddles. Her first riddle was: "My husband, my son, and my mother-in-law are now all on a vacation in Miami. Riddle me this: who among us has the…
I surprised my wife by getting romantic last night.
My highest Scrabble score ever. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your original, aiming for a similar structure and a twist: Joke Poo: The Compost Surprise I surprised…
I Don’t want needles ,
Or Gas ..said the stubborn dental patient, refusing both ….. So the Dentist gave him Viagara pills …. "I didn't know Viagra was a painkiller , ..? " "Well, it will give…
An Italian couple gets married and moves into the apartment above the bride’s parents’ garage on their wedding night
The groom takes off his shirt, and the bride is horrified at how hairy his chest is. She rushes downstairs and bangs on the door. The bride's mother answers and asks what…
Hammerless Homocides
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge…
No divorce is ever really just one person’s fault. Usually the blame is a straight 50:50
between the ex-wife and the ex-mother-in-law. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Potty Parity No clogged toilet is ever really just one person’s fault. Usually the blame is a straight…
Ordering soup in a restaurant
A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down. He’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, “Waiter, come taste the soup.” Waiter says, “Is something wrong…
A married couple was in a terrible accident, and the husband’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told him they couldn’t graft any skin from his own body because he was too skinny. His wife lovingly offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only…