Teacher asks her class "What expands ten times it's size when excited?" Little Suzie jumps up from her chair and shouts "That's dirty miss. I'm going to tell my father." At this…
Category: Politician
The machine was very smart
A man goes into the pharmacy with a sore elbow and asked the pharmacist for advice on how to treat it. The pharmacist shows him new machine they just got in. "Its…
What do you call a redditor using another account to upvote themselves?
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, based on your chameleon joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a politician who keeps reversing their stance on crucial…
Lawyer joke from Herve Le Tellier’s “Anomaly”
Satan say to a lawyer, "Here's the deal: You get unlimited wealth and prestige, I get your soul, your wife's soul, your kids' souls, and your five closest friends' souls." The lawyer…
For years they’ve been saying “Think of the children”.
They sure changed their tune since the Epstein Files. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Think of the Alpacas For years, farmers have been saying “Think of the alpacas! They need shearing,…
A politician visits a remote Native American community.
With news crews following him around as they tour the place, he asks the chief if there was anything the people need. "Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs….
A Solemn Question
The quiet of the Sunday morning church was accentuated by the soft, colored light filtering through the stained-glass windows. Father Donovan, adjusting his vestments before the 10:30 mass, noticed young Davey standing…
You know what propaganda is?
When a British person takes a real good look at something. Joke Poo: You know what “Proof Bread” is? When a baker from France waits a little while. Alright, let’s break down…
A lion was walking through the savanna. He comes across a boar.
"Hey, boar, who is the mightiest creature in the savanna?", asks the lion. "You, sir, of course", said the fearful boar. "Correct", said the lion, and moved on. He then comes across…
A little girl runs up to her grandmother, crying. “Grandma, why does everybody says I have a buttface?”
Her grandma gives her a hug. "Nonsense, sweetheart. You have such beautiful cheeks and lovely eyes!" Still unconvinced, the girl runs to her mom. "Mommy, is it true? Do I have a…