Mexican Police Officer: "So, do you know the criminal Pablo Sanchez?" Juan (Just Taken Prisoner): "Know him? Yesterday, I am riding my horse,and the horse he stop to make droppings in the…
Category: Politician
A Magician, A Parrot, A Cruise Ship, & Irreconcilable Differences
A third rate magician is doing magic shows on a second rate cruise ship The pay is good, the accommodation is comfortable, the food is excellent, and the two show a day…
I read in the news this week about an Afghan migrant who was jailed for sending death threats to Nigel Farage
……..I'm fed up with people coming over here, doing our jobs*. *I am not condoning death threats, just trying to make a joke, so please keep it civil Okay, here’s my attempt…
What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Okay, I’ll take that challenge! Here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s structure and surprise, but with a new subject: Joke Poo:…
Stalin watches a movie….
Stalin once watched a comedy film with his aides and advisers. Although he laughed very much during the film, he frowned when it ended and said, "The movie was very good, but…
The Genie
A manager, an engineer, and a programmer are walking to lunch when they find an old brass lamp. They rub it, and—poof!—out pops a genie. The genie says, “I’ll grant each of…
Did you hear what the wise man told his wife?
He told her nothing. Because he was a wise man. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, based on your original joke: Joke Poo: Did you hear what the toddler told the plumber?…
A new teacher, on his first day, noticed that the other children were teasing one boy, calling him “Mikey the Moron.”
A new teacher, on his first day, noticed that the other children were teasing one boy, calling him "Mikey the Moron." During recess, the teacher asked the kids why they called him…
A career politician and an Evangelical Minister arrive in Heaven at the same time.
After all the necessary steps are completed, St. Peter takes them to a small room with but a bed and a chair and tells the minister, “this is your eternal home.” The…
Two sworn enemies crash their cars.
Both cars are totaled, but neither man is hurt. The first guy says, “Even though our cars are destroyed, we’re fine. That must be a sign from God that we should live…