r/steak mod deleted this when I posted it saying it was a shit post. Joke Poo: A Coffee Puns A coffee pun is a latte puns, they are darkly roasted. Alright, let’s…
Category: Politician
What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by your provided joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo What’s the…
Inflatable Isaac lived in an inflatable country, with inflatable parents and inflatable friends…
One day, when walking to inflatable school, he found a pin on the side of the road. When he got to inflatable school, he excitedly showed the pin to his inflatable friends….
A man and a woman were flirting on an overseas flight.
A man and a woman were flirting on an overseas flight.. She says to him. "Would you like to pirate?" He responds " What's that mean?" To which she responds "It's where…
Why can’t you hear a T. Rex taking a dump?
Because they’ve been extinct for 65 million years Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the T-Rex joke: Joke Poo: Why Can’t You Hear a Politician Telling the Truth?…
How many Facebook users does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have…
A man asks his wife if she had ever cheated on him
After many years of marriage, a man asks his wife if she has ever cheated on him. The wife replies that she has never, but the man persists, and finally the wife…
An accountant, a lawyer, and a preacher were out hunting
The three men are startled by a huge buck and discharge their weapons prematurely. Nonetheless, the buck goes down. The men are debating who actually killed the buck when a game warden…
If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and European when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Russian. Okay, here’s my attempt at…
An American politician once visited the USSR, and was given a tour of a Soviet automobile factory
Before the American arrived, the shift manager advised the workers on what to say to him. "If you are asked how much you make in a month, say you make enough to…