Worst 18th birthday ever. Joke Poo: Toilet Paper Panic One year, for my birthday, my mom took me to one of those public restrooms where you have to pay for toilet paper….
Category: Politician
The husband leans over and asks his wife…
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we made whoopee, over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern, you leaned against the back…
The one thing politicians & porn stars have in common?
They're both experts at switching positions in front of a camera. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, riffing on it: Original Joke: The one thing…
Two city boys decide to go hunting…
They buy all the equipment, watch all the YouTube videos and arrive in the forest ready to be real alpha men. They spend some time prowling about the forest seeing nothing to…
Politician dies and gets to chose between Heaven and Hell (it’s not that one)
Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…
What’s your greatest need?
The president of Slobbovia was running for re-election and held a rally in the small town of Hicknia. He yelled to the crowd, "I am here for you! What is your greatest…
How does an ancient Mesopotamian write reports?
He sumerizes Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on your Mesopotamian joke: Joke Poo: Why did the plumber become a politician? Because he knew how to deal with a lot of……
The musical director of an orchestra became so annoyed
with his lead cellist for playing too fast that he smashed him over the head with the instrument, causing fatal injuries. At his subsequent trial, he was found guilty of murder and…
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can. Because he can't make a fist. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist. Joke Poo: Why does a politician…
A man went into a large department store.
He nervously walked up to the woman behind the counter of the ladies lingerie section, and with a soft voice, said to her, "Excuse me madam, I'd like to buy a bra…