Sir Real and Sir Mon. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your Arthurian knight joke: Joke Poo: Unhygienic Habits Archaeologists have made a groundbreaking discovery, unearthing previously unknown members of a…
Category: Priest
The Golden Screw
This is my attempt at a classic. Or at least I think it’s a classic? I know I’ve seen similar jokes before. There once was a man born with a golden screw…
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her…
Everything is understood through comparison.
A poor farmer came to the priest, complaining about how miserable his life was and how badly he was suffering. The priest asked him to allow a stray dog to live in…
A man at a funeral interrupts the priest and says, “Excuse me, do you have the WiFi password?”
The priest stares at him and says, "Good God man, have some decency. This is your mother's funeral!" And the man says, "Is that all lower case?" Joke Poo: The Diaper Dilemma…
Three NHL coaches are waiting outside the delivery unit as their wives are all in labour.
After many hours, a nurse comes out to see the first coach. "Your wife just finished giving birth! Both she and the baby are fine! A healthy baby boy!" the nurse said….
Who do you call for Catholic emergencies?
Nun one one Original Joke: Who do you call for Catholic emergencies? Nun one one. Joke Poo: What’s Your Beef? What do you call a cow having a hard time giving birth?…
A Solemn Question
The quiet of the Sunday morning church was accentuated by the soft, colored light filtering through the stained-glass windows. Father Donovan, adjusting his vestments before the 10:30 mass, noticed young Davey standing…
Three fishing holy men
There are three men sitting in a bows in the middle of a lake fishing. The first a Catholic priest, second an Anglican minister, and the third a Jewish rabbi. After being…
Golfers are so respectful
Two guys are out playing golf when they come to a hole near the edge of the course where a road runs past. Just as they are about to tee off, a…