"Please could we get married again in heaven?" "I don't know about that, let me have a think" says St Peter A day goes by, and Peter agrees. He says, "I won't…
Category: Priest
Cop understood the assignment.
I got pulled over for speeding today. Before the officer could even say a word, I pleaded, "Please, let me explain. The woman in the back seat is my mother-in-law. She's been…
A guy decides to go to confession for the first time in many years. He enters the confessional, and there’s a shelf with cigars, brandy, and chocolate.
The priest enters the confessional and the guy says, "This is great! Things have changed a lot since the last time I was here." And the priest says, "Get out of here….
What did the Catholic priest say to his disciple?
Nothing. You were misguided. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What did the astronaut say to the eager rookie before their spacewalk? Nothing. Space cadets. Alright, let’s dissect…
When Beethoven passed away
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later the town drunk was walking through the cemetry and heard some strange noises coming from the area where…
An elderly Irish priest from a little village in Mayo meets God in his sleep
God tells him "Because you've served me so faithfully, you've been granted a reward: you can ask me any three questions." The priest ponders this a bit, as he doesn't want to…
An elderly priest dies and is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St Peter.
"Father Mulgrew, we've been expecting you," says the saint. "Please go with this angel. We've got you a lovely little retirement shack on the edge of the woods. It's a humble little…
The passenger in the back seat of a taxi decided to change his destination en route, and gently patted the driver on the shoulder to let him know.
The driver screamed, almost lost control of the car, barely avoided collision with another one, and then just about managed to stop inches before slamming into a wall. After a minute of…
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are chatting late one night.
Confident in their friendship, the conversation turns to their personal sins. The priest sighs. "I preach day in, day out against liquor, condemning it as a destroyer of men. Yet sometimes, to…
A man entered the confessional and told his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The man said, "Well, we took our clothes off and rubbed against each other, but then I stopped!" The priest said, "Rubbing against each…