“What do they say?” asked the priest. “They only say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’” “That’s terrible!” said the priest. “But I have a solution. Bring them to my…
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What do you call a mummy who listens to My Chemical Romance?
Emo-tep Joke Poo: Original Joke: What do you call a mummy who listens to My Chemical Romance? Emo-tep. New Joke: What do you call a scarecrow who’s obsessed with existential philosophy? Straw-to-telle….
Mary: Joseph! I’m pregnant!
Joseph: What? Which man did this? Mary: Nobody! It was the holy spirit! What should we name the baby? Joseph: Gee, sus… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on…
Fish on Friday
A man proposed to his girlfriend but she refused to marry him until he switched to Catholicism. Totally in love, the man agreed, and undertook to have regular lessons at the local…
The drowning priest!
A priest is drowning in the ocean when a boat comes by. “Father, grab the lifeline, we’ll save you!” “No, my child. God will save me,” the priest replies. A second boat…
A Yom Kippur joke.
A plane carrying a rabbi, a cantor, and a congregation president went down and the passengers were captured by cannibals. The cannibals round the dazed survivors up, haul them back to their…
A Priest walks into town…
A Priest decides to get some fresh air and walks into town. As he passes the convent he waves hello to Sr. Mary. Its a nice day and the Priest isn't paying…
A Priest wakes up to fantastic weather one Sunday decides play golf and cancel mass.
He tells his assistant that he isnt feeling well and drives to a golf course in another city, where he won't be recognized. He tees off on the first hole. A huge…
A Priest had his bicycle stolen.
A Priest was raging to his deacon that his bike was stolen. “They took it from right outside the church” he complained. “I’ve been a Priest for 25 years and I’ve never…
A monk turns 18, and leaves the monastery and goes to town for the very first time. As he’s walking down the street a hooker says, “Hey father! How about a little head? Ten bucks.”
Well, the young monk doesn't know what this means, so he goes scurrying back up to the monastery. He finds one of the nuns and says, "Sister, what's 'head'?" And she says,…