" I can't believe this! How in the world did you., a bride of Christ, get pregnant?" "I can only blame myself. I asked a few priests what they thought of my…
Category: Priest
Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
They saw a Baptist minister walk in, and one said, “Aye, ‘tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.” Then they spotted a rabbi enter. “Aye, ‘tis a…
A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
“Which pack do you want?” the pharmacist asks. “We have packs of 3, 6, 9, and 12.” “Let me tell you,” the young man says. “Tonight I have a date with an…
An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, with 4 children and 11 grandchildren, but last night I cheated on my faithful wife with two 18-year-old girls.” “My son, when was the last time…
Jogger sees fire
A man out jogging notices that the local Catholic parish is on fire. He knocks on the rectory door and alerts the priest, who comes running out carrying the Eucharist. He continues…
A doctor, a priest, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a group that’s playing incredibly slow.
They're waiting on every shot, and getting more and more angry as the group in front of them is playing all over the course. When the marshal finally drives by they unload…
A priest was telling his congregation about a Biblical tribe called the Samsonites.
"They were stranded in the desert with no food and no drink," the priest said, "but some rather nice luggage." Joke Poo: The AI’s Existential Dread An AI, tasked with writing a…
Why did the priest stop the nun from knitting?
He feared it was forming a habit. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the priest/nun joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Janitor Ban the Slinky? He was afraid…
In a village, every morning the shepherd drives the villagers’ cows to the pasture. The priest also had two cows – one gray and one black.
In the evening, the shepherd brings the cows back and says to the priest: “Just imagine, Father, today the bull mounted the black cow.” The priest says: “Oh, that makes me happy,…
When a wealthy husband passed, he left $30,000 for an “elaborate funeral.”
After the service, a friend asked where all the money went. The widow explained: “$6,500 for the funeral, $500 to the church, $500 for the wake… and the rest went toward the…