“They say you can’t take it with you, but I am certainly going to try” wheezed the business man. “When I die I want each of you to take one third of…
Category: Priest
A couple of month ago I’m reading the newspaper
A couple of month ago I'm reading the newspaper and I come I across an article about a priest in my hometown who just got arrested for molesting an altar boy at…
A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane,
reading their books, when the Priest turns to the Rabbi and says, "Rabbi, I'm curious about something. Does your religion still forbid you to eat pork?" The Rabbi replies, "Yes, that is…
A priest, a pastor, an imam, and a rabbi are playing poker.
Suddenly, the police burst in, and they quickly hide the cards and chips. Suspiciously, a police officer tells them that they had recieved a tip about illegal gambling happening on the property….
A very elegant lady was flying in from Switzerland when she found herself seated next to a kindly old priest.
“Excuse me, Father,” she whispered, “may I ask a huge favor?” “Of course, my child. What troubles you?” “I bought this ultra-expensive hair removal device, but I’ve gone way over the duty-free…
A young priest asks a wise older priest, “What’s the difference between the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?”
The older priest says wearily, "Well, actually they have a lot in common. They were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits….
A nun, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood drive. The nurse asks the rabbit what’s its blood type.
The rabbit replies, “I’m probably a Type O.” Joke Poo: A Landscaper, a Botanist, and a Slug A landscaper, a botanist, and a slug crawl into a fertilizer convention. The head of…
Four Catholic men and one Catholic woman were chatting over coffee.
The first man says proudly, “My son’s a priest. When he walks into a room, people greet him with, ‘Hello, Father.’” The second says, “That’s nice. My son’s a Bishop—folks call him…
A girl runs under a church awning to escape the rain.
A priest at the door greets her. "Are you all right, my dear?" "Yes, I'm fine!" she exclaims. "It's just absolutely pouring rain!" Suddenly, the sky opens up, and water begins to…
Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
There is a very young couple, a middle-aged couple, and an elderly couple of over 70. All three couples meet with the priest of the church to discuss when and how they…