A young man has been a virgin due to his strict parents. One day, he went to meet a priest and asked him about why his parents are like this. Priest: Why,…
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him!
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first…
Beethoven died and they buried him near the church.
A while later, the town's drunkard is passing by the church, and he hears something eerie and melodic. It comes from Beethoven's grave. He leans closer, and the composer's 5th symphony is…
[NSFW] A drunk and a priest
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a…
[NSFW] Sex On The Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or pleasure. So he goes to a priest and asks for…
A priest …
A priest wakes up at 5:00 am on a Sunday to write his sermon for the days church services. It is the first beautiful day after a week of rain. The priest…
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose girl.
The priest asked, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her…
Boy visits the priest…
And asks him, "Father, is it okay to look at naked women". The priest smiles "Yes it is totally normal for people to look at naked people, dont worry about it too…
A farmer has been farting a lot.
He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest. He says, "Father, I don't believe in this religious mumbo jumbo, but…
Father John and Blossom
I've had this one for a couple decades now. I think it still works. A newly ordained priest was assigned to a quaint little town and he arrived on a nice sunny…