A couple is having a vicious fight, so they go visit their local LLM to resolve it. The husband types in his side on the argument. The LLM strokes its beard, thinks…
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A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday
A Jewish boy had a dream — to go skydiving on his 18th birthday. With the money he saved by skipping breakfasts, he bought a membership at a local flying club. On…
An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven.
He meets God, who turns out to be a jolly old chap, laughing and jesting constantly. They have a pleasant conversation, until the Jew tells a Holocaust joke. God gets a stern…
Why cant Amish people play baseball?…
Because they swing! And Amish! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Amish baseball joke: Title: Joke Poo – Why Did the Scarecrow Get Fired from the Orchestra?…
Who do you call for Catholic emergencies?
Nun one one Original Joke: Who do you call for Catholic emergencies? Nun one one. Joke Poo: What’s Your Beef? What do you call a cow having a hard time giving birth?…
My Jewish friend told me that it’s their tradition, on someone’s birthday, to wish for them to live to 120.
"But what do you tell someone on their 120th birthday, then?", I asked. "Enjoy the rest of your day!", he answered. Original Joke: My Jewish friend told me that it’s their tradition,…
Jesus, Moses and an old guy are playing golf
Jesus steps up and tees off, but the ball slices to the left and straight into the water trap. Jesus calmly walks out onto the water, takes his next shot and lands…
A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like…
What’s a popular 60s pop duo with many Muslim?
Sunni & Shia Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the original: Joke Poo: What’s a popular dish that’s beloved by dogs, but they really regret eating later? Poo-tine….
What did the Catholic priest say to his disciple?
Nothing. You were misguided. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What did the astronaut say to the eager rookie before their spacewalk? Nothing. Space cadets. Alright, let’s dissect…