They start discussing forgiveness. – Once a tabloid wrote horrendous things about my family – says the Queen. – But I made sure they were not sued. One must rise above petty…
Category: Religion
What happens to a Jewish boy’s foreskin as he reaches his coming of age?
[removed] Okay, I will create a new joke based on your prompt, playing on the suggestive element and aiming for a surprising twist while trying to be relatively inoffensive. Original Joke (implied):…
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look they give you when you nail them. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a pizza delivery guy? The look they give you when…
A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Christian Scientist go to Hell
The Catholic says "If I'd just done what the Pope said, I wouldn't be here" The Protestant says "If I'd just done what the Bible says, I wouldn't be here" The Christian…
Two old Jewish guys show up at a convenience store in the middle of the night on Erev Rosh Hashanah
No shit, this really happened. I had just finished live-streaming Rosh Hashanah services at the adult living facility where my parents live. When I finished putting everything away, I stopped at the…
A young Jewish man walks into an antique shop.
He leisurely browses the items on display and is about to leave when he notices a cute cat drinking milk from an expensive, albeit a bit dirty porcelain saucer by the door….
An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
"Are you comfortable?" asks a paramedic. And the man says, "I make a good living." Joke Poo: The Programmer’s Perspective A frazzled programmer, fueled by caffeine and ramen, finally finishes debugging a…
A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
"Rabbi! Rabbi! You're not going to believe this! Its my son! He's converted to Christianity!", she cried. The Rabbi, looking very sad all of a sudden looks at her and states, "you're…
Jesus is watching you.
A burglar breaks into a house and hears a voice: “Jesus is watching you.” He freezes, looks around, nothing. Again: “Jesus is watching you.” He shines his flashlight and sees a parrot….
Chaim inherited a huge diamond, decided to cut it and insert in a ring and went with it to a jeweler. The jeweler examined it closely:
“Oh, this is a unique stone, worth a fortune. I won’t touch it—what if I make a mistake?” Chaim went to another jeweler. He was scared too. So Chaim went to the…