"Excuse me ma'am I notice you have a broken reflector on your buggy," the cop says. "Oh sorry," she says "I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home to…
Category: Religion
the pope’s secretary rings him:
"your eminence, excuse me for bothering you, but i have some good news & some bad news to share. which one would you like to hear first?" the pope answers "well let's…
Jesus and the old man…
Jesus was wandering the desert, when he met an old man."What brings you to the desert?" asked Jesus. "I'm looking for my son. I lost him many years ago.""How did you lose…
A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
St. Peter welcomes the all and asks them to have a seat and wait. The three looked each other, confused. Just then a truck driver arrived. At. Peter lit up and warmly…
Pope Innocent XII died and went to Heaven
As he passes the pearly gates, and angel asks, "Aren't you Innocent VI? He replies, "I'm not, that, Innocent." Okay, here’s my attempt at “Joke Poo,” inspired by the Pope Innocent XII…
The shipwrecked Jew.
[Note: this joke is about a Jewish guy because I'm Jewish myself, but you can just about stick someone of any religion here and adapt it slightly]. An observant Jew is washed…
A Man Chooses A Religion
Apologies if rough, this is a joke in progress A man has decided to become religious, but is unsure of what religion to choose. So, he calls up three local religious leaders…
What do you call a Jewish Knight?
Sir-Cumscised Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What do you call a Catholic baker? Sir-Plus Ingredients. Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then see if we can conjure up some comedic enhancement….
A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like…
Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t talk about it.
"For I did not speak of my own Accord" –John 12:49 (NIV) Joke Poo: Title: Buddha’s Bike Buddha owned a bicycle, but was remarkably chill about it. "It is a cycle, after…