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I decided to quit my job, and travel the world until I run out of savings.

Posted on November 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

By my calculations, I should be back home around 6:30 this afternoon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: The Potty Training Paradox I decided…

Thinking of opening a budget Japanese restaurant

Posted on November 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Call that economy-yaki Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Japanese restaurant joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Thinking of starting a low-cost sewage treatment plant… Call that econo-poo. Alright,…

Mick Jagger: great singer, terrible interior decorator

Posted on November 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Like maybe try some other colors, dude Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Mick Jagger joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Gordon Ramsay: culinary genius, disastrous accountant. Because, at the…

Help! Post your best/worst “Your Mom” jokes here, please!

Posted on November 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

A friend of mine collects these, ever since she saw White Girls. I'd love to give her more, so please post what you have. I will start: Your mother is such an…

Putting too many children together in a small space…

Posted on November 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

leads to the risk of causing a crèche Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Original Joke: Putting too many children together in a small space leads…

Batman and Robin

Posted on November 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

So Batman says to Robin: "Great Scott, Robin! Catwoman's pregnant!" Robin's response: "Holey rubbers, Batman!?" Disclaimer: not an original from me; read it somewhere a long time ago. Joke Poo: Gandalf and…

Did you hear …

Posted on November 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

.. about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Joke Poo: Did you hear about…the Obsessive Baker? …He kneaded it out with his fists. Alright, let’s break down this…

Did you hear someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets?

Posted on November 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

The cops say they have nothing to go on Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Art Heist Did you hear someone broke into the art…

What is it called when the band fires you as a sound tech because you put delay on the drums?

Posted on November 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Repercussion Joke Poo: What do you call it when the plumber gets kicked off the house-flipping show because he only installed “echo-friendly” toilets? Re-percolation. Alright, let’s dissect this sound joke! Joke Analysis:…

Why was 69 afraid of 70?

Posted on November 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they had a fight and 71. Joke Poo: Why Was the Toilet Paper Afraid of the Plunger? Because after a really bad burrito night, the plunger was ready to flush out…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • I decided to quit my job, and travel the world until I run out of savings.
  • My daughter came home to tell me her principal had left…
  • Why should you never brew coffee for a fortnight?
  • Ive renamed my toilet Jim instead of John
  • The animals were making snacks to take to the cinema…
  • A frog and a chicken go to the library….
  • The Medical Exam
  • A man goes to the doctor because he gets so enormous erection every time he sees a woman, that everyone notices.
  • Thinking of opening a budget Japanese restaurant
  • Mick Jagger: great singer, terrible interior decorator
  • I’m trying to beat The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but my weapons keep breaking.
  • ​A blind man went to a restaurant.
  • A guy walks into a butcher’s and asks, “Do you have sheep testicles?”
  • Blonde goes to the doctor
  • What do you call?
  • I just got home after taking my wife to a Caribbean island.
  • Knock knock. Who’s there?
  • How much does a chimney cost?
  • Help! Post your best/worst “Your Mom” jokes here, please!
  • A woman walks into a clock repair shop
  • A guy buys a brand new Corvette, and takes it for a spin on a highway.
  • What was Marvin Gaye’s book repair service called?
  • My doctor recommended a diet rich in pecans, almonds, pistachios, and similar foods.
  • A non-sequitur walks into an airport…
  • The IRS sends their auditor to audit a synagogue.
  • What do u call an escort that comes via uber eats?
  • Putting too many children together in a small space…
  • Batman and Robin
  • Yo mama so fat
  • Did you hear …
  • Teacher asks her class “What expands ten times it’s size when excited?”
  • How can you tell if you’re talking to a shop steward or a chemist?
  • Oh crap! I just ran a red light!
  • My Grandfather
  • Why are hippies such major consumers of Tums?
  • A man and his wife are at a doctor’s office
  • How do you make a ginger snap?
  • Did you hear someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets?
  • What is it called when the band fires you as a sound tech because you put delay on the drums?
  • Doctor and the Tramp
  • 2 men are sitting at a bar at the top of a skyscraper.
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and complains about constant farting.
  • Helping my grandfather fix his rotary phone yesterday reminded me of a favorite old joke.
  • Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
  • Why was 69 afraid of 70?
  • A man tells his doctor that his wife hasn’t had sex with him in six months. The doctor then has the wife come in, and asks her why she doesn’t want to have sex with her husband any more.
  • Why did the Jedi fight the Sikh?
  • Life lesson
  • The man who stutters tremendously finds a horse in the Brooklyn.
  • Why does Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

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