By my calculations, I should be back home around 6:30 this afternoon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: The Potty Training Paradox I decided…
Category: Totally Feckin random
Thinking of opening a budget Japanese restaurant
Call that economy-yaki Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Japanese restaurant joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Joke Poo Thinking of starting a low-cost sewage treatment plant… Call that econo-poo. Alright,…
Mick Jagger: great singer, terrible interior decorator
Like maybe try some other colors, dude Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Mick Jagger joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Gordon Ramsay: culinary genius, disastrous accountant. Because, at the…
Help! Post your best/worst “Your Mom” jokes here, please!
A friend of mine collects these, ever since she saw White Girls. I'd love to give her more, so please post what you have. I will start: Your mother is such an…
Putting too many children together in a small space…
leads to the risk of causing a crèche Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Original Joke: Putting too many children together in a small space leads…
Batman and Robin
So Batman says to Robin: "Great Scott, Robin! Catwoman's pregnant!" Robin's response: "Holey rubbers, Batman!?" Disclaimer: not an original from me; read it somewhere a long time ago. Joke Poo: Gandalf and…
Did you hear …
.. about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Joke Poo: Did you hear about…the Obsessive Baker? …He kneaded it out with his fists. Alright, let’s break down this…
Did you hear someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets?
The cops say they have nothing to go on Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Art Heist Did you hear someone broke into the art…
What is it called when the band fires you as a sound tech because you put delay on the drums?
Repercussion Joke Poo: What do you call it when the plumber gets kicked off the house-flipping show because he only installed “echo-friendly” toilets? Re-percolation. Alright, let’s dissect this sound joke! Joke Analysis:…
Why was 69 afraid of 70?
Because they had a fight and 71. Joke Poo: Why Was the Toilet Paper Afraid of the Plunger? Because after a really bad burrito night, the plunger was ready to flush out…

