Category: Totally Feckin random

Late one night a young boy cried out from his bed, “Daddy! There’s a monster under my bed!” The father appeared at the doorway and assured him in a calm voice, “Just…

He decides to call the police. Man: I've f-f-found a w-w-wandering h-h-horse. Policeman: Okay. We will come. Where are you now? Man: In Br-r… Policeman: Bronx? Man: Br-r… Damn (hangs up) He…

I got invited to a party. I asked the guy, will there be drinking? He said yes. I said when I drink I like to fight, will there be fighting? He said…

A friar. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “The Case of the Missing Case File”: The Case of the Missing Case File What’s the best way for a detective to crack…

The first one had a sign that said: “Best Tailor in America” The second one put up a sign: “Best Tailor in the World” The third one thought for a moment and…

Could they please check her balance? So the teller came out from his booth and tipped her over. Joke Poo: The Archaeologist’s Excavation An eager archaeologist came across a newly unearthed burial…

Obviously, they didn't want too many vegetables to join so they decided they would only let the "cool" vegetables join. Pumpkins? Halloween makes them super cool. Cucumbers? "Cool as a cucumber" is…

People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version, titled “Brewing Excuses”: Brewing Excuses I named my…

#247 Okay, here’s a new joke, inspired by the numbered joke and focusing on the element of unexpected content: Title: Joke Poo I’ve got a joke I don’t think most of you…

Turns out he just wanted to borrow my large ice chest. Original Joke: My friend asked for help transporting organs so I rented a truck to help him. Turns out he just…