Category: Totally Feckin random

"Don't mine if I do" was his reply. Joke Poo: The Gardener’s Dilemma I asked my neighbor if it was alright for us to both fertilize our gardens with manure at the…

I say, “Hi.” He says “Coo.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I adore debating the merits of abstract expressionism with…

An escasooner!!! Joke Poo: Title: What’s Faster Than a Zoom Call? A Zoom-ba-by! Alright, let’s dive into this joke! Joke Dissection: Setup: “What is faster than the escalator?” – This sets up…

Ok, my old scoutmaster used to tell a bunch of these, I am gonna post the ones I remember. What do you have different? Did I tell you the one about the…

I can safely admit that it was I who let the dogs out. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Expiration Date Now that the 3-second rule has expired… I can safely admit…

It's in-tents Okay, here’s a joke based on your original, attempting to maintain the punny/surprising twist structure: Joke Poo: Did you hear about the overworked plumber? It’s all clogged up with a…

By visiting McDonalds Joke Poo: How to Make a Royal Flush Original Joke: How can you convert dollars to pounds? By visiting McDonalds New Joke: How can you create a royal flush…

Nun-chucks. Joke Poo: Original Joke: What is it called when you throw a nun out of the monastery? Nun-chucks. Joke Poo: What do you call a group of pigeons who start a…

The son thinks for a moment, and responds: "Well Dad, I learn that black people like Sony best, and Asians like Panasonic, and the brown people prefer Bose." "Oh son," the father…

All the old ladies would poke me and say "you're next!" They stopped when I started doing it to them at funerals. Joke Poo: I used to hate going to buffet restaurants….