They have many challenges during the week they are together. But they are both so strong that there is no clear winner. Sunday is the last day before the Scotsman leaves. They…
Category: Totally Feckin random
An interesting thing I learned about bishops last night – they are VERY particular about their travel conditions
It turns out they never venture far from their place, unless it's 45 degrees and clear. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your bishop joke, titled “Thermostat Trauma”:…
A cop is investigating a crime at a popular recreational camping area
One camper says “I saw them. They came ranning through here about ten minutes ago.” The cop says “Ranning? Do you mean running?” “No, this is a campsite, it’s past tents.” Okay,…
So it’s the first day of college, the Dean of Women is finishing up her speech to the female freshman.
"In conclusion, ladies, if you get pregnant, you'll likely have to drop out and miss out on many of your dreams. Think about it: is that one hour of pleasure worth a…
A teacher calls Little Johnny’s father to complain…
"Sir, your son drew a fly on my desk, I smashed my hand trying to swat it!" Father sighs and says, "Oh, that's nothing. Yesterday he drew a crocodile in the bathtub,…
I’ve got 3″ penis that’s real skinny and comes to a wicked sharp point. No matter, I keep girlfriend satisfied.
I give her my awl! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the given joke: Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Advantage I’ve got a spreadsheet so massive it’s practically infinite,…
A guy decides to get married.
— Well, Dad, I’ve decided! I’m gonna get married. — Who’re you gonna marry, son? — Lisa, Mike’s daughter. — Oh, don’t marry her, son, you know… Ah, fine! I’ll admit it…
My friends call me a renaissance man because I appreciate all the arts…
from classic straight films to avant-garde gay cinema to animated furry documentaries. Yeah, I'mma jerk off all trades. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, keeping the spirit of the original while changing…
What do you get when combining a hedgehog and an octopus?
Withdrawn funding and a visit from the research ethics committee. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you get when combining…
Three old men are having a conversation.
"Every morning I get up, I strain to take a piss. Takes me 5 minutes just to squeeze out a few drops." The second man says "That's nothing. Every morning I try…